Butts!

I was inspired to submit to the Butt Zine that was going around, so I did the following, but I don't think any got in. So here they are in all their glory! Click the images to see a bigger version on deviantart.

5 Butt Haikus 
by Angela Boyle
1
Peach curves create lust.
Swaying bottom calls out, but
Sometimes too loud. Poot.
2
Cat calls from behind—
A mystical derriere
That can drive men mad.
3
Those thing, bony butts
Cause pain while sitting, lose heat.
That’s why big butts rule.
4
Best butt names: arse, buns,
Badonkadonk, patootie,
Caboose, kiester, tush.
5
Blubber butt’s just rude.
More cushion for the pushin’?!
Bubble butt’s so cute.

 
I like big butts by ~lunavalse on deviantART


That's my butt by ~lunavalse on deviantART


Corgi Butt by ~lunavalse on deviantART


Butts in the air by ~lunavalse on deviantART


Butt Yoga by ~lunavalse on deviantART